Graeme McCracken, Date of Birth, Place of Birth
TweetGraeme McCracken
Scottish footballer
Date of Birth: 23-Jul-1986
Place of Birth: Coatbridge, Scotland, United Kingdom
Profession: association football player
Nationality: United Kingdom
Zodiac Sign: Leo 
About Graeme McCracken
- Graeme McCracken (born 23 July 1986 in Coatbridge), was a mediocre Scottish football midfielder. He was the son of Clyde F.
- C.
- Janitor Jim McCracken.
- Graeme made his one and only Clyde appearance due to Jim having no one to babysit him while working a shift one Saturday, so the manager at the time said he would watch him if he sat with the substitutes.
- On his retirement from football, Graeme was known to travel round local bars in Coatbridge wearing turtle neck jumpers and a gold hoop earring telling regulars how he would have made it to the top if it wasn't for his bum knee.
- Graeme hasn't been seen for nearly six years now.
- It is widely believed that he has had gender reassignment surgery and answers to the name Elma Smelmabum.
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